Boobalicious
I've heard a Japanese company has developed a chewing gum that enhances breast size. It looks like they've done their homework and proved the stuff works. Too make it a success, I think they'll need the right name but some of the best brand names have been taken, like Double Bubble.
I wonder if they'll make a gum that make your penis grow. They could call it Bazooka or Big Red.
posted by Top_Dog at 3/18/2005 11:53:00 p.m.
5 Comments:
Penis gum would be interesting. I suppose it might be harder to get dates though, if the target of your desire sees you whip out a stick of enhancement gum...
9:31 a.m.
Did I tell you that Murray (yes THAT Murray) was a finalist in that freak show thing they are doing on 102.1? Apparently, he will be eating light bulbs. I also saw him on CH News getting a gazillion needles pierced through his body. And yes, he still has the horns too...
Sheesh!
10:58 a.m.
T, I was hoping you'd have some good names for body-enhancing gum.
9:50 p.m.
Maybe the penis enhancement gum will be called juicy root. I think the breast enhancment stuff is permanent bubble gum flavor that a girl paints on her nipple, and when a man (or woman) gets it in her mouth, they cant stop chewing because the flavor doesnt go away. The result, of course, is severe swelling, which the japanese have mistaken for growth.
4:28 a.m.
Or a semen quantity elevating drug called nutter butter or good and plenty!
1:19 p.m.
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