Never do this

As I look out my window watching the Cigarette Stalker make his rounds, I remember the near tragedy that took place outside my building Monday morning.

A woman was riding her bike down the street and some guy opened his car door just in time for her to go through his window. She busted the window and part of the door to shit. But somehow her big 80's hair all stayed in place. It must take a lot of hairspray to withstand an impact like that.

The woman had a lot of scratches on her legs but it looked like she was going to be OK. I felt bad for the guy in the car. He had some kind of problems walking (disability or something) and I think the charges he got was going to make driving more difficult for him.

I keep a cam by my window just in case false-alarm girl feigns cardiac arrest and plants her face in the sidewalk again. So I snapped a few pics of the accident scene. I'll post them as soon as I figure out how to do it.