Musings, platitudes, rants and reveries of an uninhibited horny urban bear.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

To beard or not to beard

I haven't run out of things to say. I've tried a couple of times to put posts up in the last week and for some stupid reason my words get lost by blogger. It pisses me off when I take the time to write something and it just evaporates for reasons unknown. Rather then try to reconstruct what I wrote, I just turn my attentions to downloading porn or turning off the computer all together.

I'd been growing a beard for a couple of months. Some would say I hadn't shaved. But I don't see it that way because it makes it sound like you've neglected some duty. I prefer to use the active verb "bearding" which sounds more like you're achieving something.

I noticed in the last couple of weeks the beard seemed to take on it's own identity. It changed my face and because I wasn't 100% used to it, it would startle me a bit to see it in a mirror. I've always been more of a goatee guy. Every year or so I try a beard and I'm usually not happy with the results. This year was no different so yesterday I put my beard trimmer on #2 and buzzed it down to almost nothing. I feel more like myself now. When will I ever learn?

FLG (Flatlinegirl) invited me over last night to play video games with her and LSP (Live Semen Pellet). We played Grand Theft Auto and I sucked. I stopped playing video games around the time they were played with either joysticks or paddles so I'm a bit slow to learn how to use a control with 20 knobs and buttons. I was better at the arcade games within the game than at the game itself. They were easier. But LSP still kicked my ass on them.

LSP is also "bearding". He's been doing it longer than I was and it's getting quite bushy. I'm not sure I could have let mine go that long. I had planned to let it go all winter but like I said, it had it's own identity and the power struggle was making me uncomfortable. I wonder how long LSP can hold out before he brings out the razor.

I borrowed a copy of Spirited Away from FLG. I enjoy anime and I was looking forward to seeing this one. I showed D this morning and he gave it a funny look and said he didn't want to see it. He doesn't want to watch a cartoon (?). I explained that anime was different from Western animation but he didn't care (and apparently he knew that already). I think it's funny that someone who works in the film industry would say something so silly. I'm a bit pissed off at him for being so closed minded. But I'm going to wait a bit before I tell him tactfully that he sounds ignorant.

7 Comments:

Blogger Gage1 said...

Funny, just yesterday Tom said "I think I will shave". I don't think he actually will just yet, but the thought crossed his mind.

7:18 p.m.

 
Blogger Top_Dog said...

Beards are a commitment. I was afraid to find small rodents nesting in mine one day. It felt good to shave off but apparently I had some fans at work. I got word today that some thought it looked good and I should have kept it. You can't please everyone.

9:51 p.m.

 
Blogger Top_Dog said...

No, I wasn't thinking of going straight. I might have the odd fantasy (like once every month or two) but I wouldn't build a life on it.

I got smart and saved this particular post in Word before I tried to save it. Good thing too because it cacked on me.

10:50 p.m.

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Second only to a really great hairy chest, beards are great for several reasons:

1. They scare people, which helps prevent annoying people from talking to you on the elevator when you're busy trying to pretend they don't exist.

2. They hide zits. Or cause them. I'm not sure.

3. They make for a very erotic tool for giving back massages (or massaging "other places"). Although I have yet to be on the receiving end of this.

4. They annoy your mother (glad mines not the only one who hates the hair.......gives me more reason to keep it)

5. You turn yourself on when you look in the mirror.

6. They help you decide what you want to be for Halloween - guy from Home Improvement, Pal Bunyan, Jesus, the Bounty guy

7. They give you something to play with while your boss talks aimlessly about herself during yet another boring meeting.

8. They are a great conversation starter - "how long have you had that beard?", "that beard is hideous" response "so is your face", "it tickles when you kiss me down there"

9. They can hide your frown or your smirk (or your rage).

10. You look 20 pounds thinner when you shave, which is great for the ol' ego.

Pedro, the bearded

10:34 p.m.

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woof....any facial hair on you is hot Top Dog, but you know my preferance is your gotee! As for "Spirited Away" please show "D" the list of awards that this film got internationally and see what his comments are then!

"Spirited Away" Awards
Best Animated Feature Film; 75th Annual Academy Awards
Best Film; 2001 Japanese Academy Awards
Golden Bear (tied); 2002 Berlin International Film Festival
Best Animated Feature; 2002 New York Film Critics Circle Awards
Special Commendation for Achievement in Animation; 2002 Boston Society of Film Critics Awards
Best Animated Feature; 2002 Los Angeles Film Critics Awards
Outstanding Achievement in an Animated Feature Production; 2002 Annie Awards
Best Directing in an Animated Feature Production; 2002 Annie Awards
Best Writing in an Animated Feature Production; 2002 Annie Awards
Best Music in an Animated Feature Production; 2002 Annie Awards
Best Animated Feature; 2002 Critics' Choice Awards
Best Animated Feature; 2002 New York Film Critics Online Award
Best Animated Feature; 2002 Florida Film Critics Circle
Best Animated Feature; 2002 National Board of Review
Best Original Score in the Category of Comedy or Musical; 78th Annual Glaubber Awards
Motion Picture, Animated or Mixed Media; 7th Annual Golden Satellite Awards
Audience Award for Best Narrative Feature; 45th San Francisco International Film Festival
Special Mention from the Jury; 2002 Sitges Film Festival
Best Asian Film; 2002 Hong Kong Film Awards
Best Animated Film; 29th Annual Saturn Awards
Best Film (tied); Cinekid 2002 International Children's Film Festival
Best Animated Feature; Online Film Critic Society
Best Animated Feature; Dallas-Forth Worth Critics
Best Animated Film; Phoenix Film Critics Society
Silver Scream Award; 19th Amsterdam Fantastic Film Festival
Best Family/Animation Trailer; Fourth Annual Golden Trailer Awards
Brilliant Dreams Award 2003; Bulgari
Award Winner, Film; 2003 Christopher Awards
Award Winner, Most Spiritually Literate Films of 2002 (You); Spirituality & Health Awards
Best Movie for Grownups who Refuse to Grow Up, Best Movies for Grownups Awards; AARP The Magazine

"Put that in you pipe and smoke it!" hehe, Dakota_on

4:35 p.m.

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bellylickinglion: It make you look a bit Amish.

10:49 p.m.

 
Blogger Top_Dog said...

Pedro: I like number 8 the best because it tickles anywhere you kiss.

5:00 p.m.

 

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