Women

For the record. It seems that lesbians are not men with vaginas. One of the dykes we met with was pretty macho (bullish?). She had a near brush-cut and talked about how she used to work on a construction site (which was totally cool). But under the leather and the persona, there was a woman. A woman who gushed over a bit with her ideas that were mysteriously connected. A woman who got pissed off with men who could not read her mind. You know how women are with men. They want men to say something, won't say what it is they want, they get pissed off when the men don't exhibit ESP and they refuse to say what's on their mind. Lesbians can be like that too.

It makes sense. After all, gay men are just like straight men in a lot of ways. They are as horny as hell. They say what they have to so they can get laid. They don't call when they promise. It's why gay men and women can sympathize with each other so well when they complain about their love lives. So I guess I shouldn't be surprised that lesbians can be as difficult to deal with as other women.