Dog Cock

is the most common search that brings people to my blog. I'm not sure why anyone would search for that and I'm sure they're disappointed when they learn I never actually wrote anything about dog cock. In fact, with the exception of the guy who's hung like a burrito and the occasional mention of what others have done to my own dick, I rarely write about any cock at all.

Colin Farrell Uncut is the second most popular search that leads to my blog. I wrote about it once when I rented a move that was supposed to show some full frontal Colin. Sadly, I was left unsatisfied. Today, it's the most common search that leads here because someone is threatening to release a video of Colin fucking. I have to see it. Even if he's doing it with a woman. I know I've said in the past that god doesn't often answer prayers but I think for once he's finally been listening to me. Hallelujah!