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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Next Stupid Question

I was shopping early today for a father's day card (I'm not usually this organized). So I went to the Carleton store in the Burlington Mall and had a look at what they had. Then this girl who works there walked up to me and asked "Can I help you find anything?"

Is it just me or is that the most stupid thing you could ask someone who is browsing in a card shop? I was stunned. I couldn't decide what to say next.

"Yes, can I have a half pound of fair trade Columbian dark roast." or

"I'm not sure. Maybe you can help. I'm looking for a card. Do you have any in stock?" or

"Can you point me to the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender/intersexed wedding and anniversary section? I need something spiritual but non-denominational."

Maybe it's just me. No one I told thought it was a stupid thing for her to ask. But I knew she didn't mean it and she didn't give a damn what I wanted. She just wanted to make sure I knew that she knew I was there so I wouldn't try to pocket anything. After her stupid question, she loitered around and pretended to straighten up the shelves (always keeping me in sight).

6 Comments:

Blogger Gage1 said...

Well, you do know there's been an epidemic of card thefts in the area...she's just doing her part.

10:08 a.m.

 
Blogger Top_Dog said...

Thanks, I'll have a look there sometime. I like to shop local. I'm wierd that way. That's why I bought my appliances from the Bay at Limeridge.

And no, I STILL don't have a fucking fridge. What I wouldn't do for a cold beer.

9:27 a.m.

 
Blogger Top_Dog said...

Screw the damn popsicles. It's cold beer I miss. The bay just loaned me a bar fridge to get me through. Just got word today that the fridge "should" be in on the 16th. I forgot to ask what month though.

10:19 p.m.

 
Blogger Gage1 said...

They meant it "should be in on the 16th attempt to get it to you".

10:23 p.m.

 
Blogger Gage1 said...

P.S. you can come have a cold beer here anytime you like.

10:23 p.m.

 
Blogger Top_Dog said...

No, but it makes ice cubes and I consider that to be a luxury. My fingers are crossed that I will get my real fridge Saturday.

9:37 p.m.

 

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