If you can't read,

you shouldn't be allowed to drive. Some buttplug has parked in my spot despite the signs that clearly say private parking. Although I resolved to enjoy the weekend and stop thinking about D being a jerk. I decided to be an ass and call the city to have the guy ticketed. I know it's a guest of someone in the building and I think I know who. But I can't be bothered to go knocking on doors saying "um, excuse me, I think you might be parked in my spot." Besides, it feels good to be an ass sometimes.

Otherwise It's a good weekend and my cat is one year old today. No, I didn't bake a cake and I'm not jumping from behind the wall to yell "surprise!"