Cell phone piss

While I was in the Burlington mall today I made a stop in the washroom. While I was there I heard some guy talking as he walked in. The loser was on a cell phone and I could hear the voice of the woman he was talking to on the other end.

What the fuck is that all about? What was he talking about that was so important that it just couldn't wait? I couldn't tell what he was talking about. He was speaking some Slavic sounding language and that's all I could tell. He was probably telling the woman on the other end how much the bathroom stank.

So then for the hell of it I let out a couple of grunts and flushed the toilet. I don't normally do that while I'm in the bathroom (grunt I mean) but I've heard other people do it so I thought I'd make some noise to enhance to the "atmosphere." I thought for sure that would make him hang up but he kept right on talking like nothing happened. He was taking a piss for god sake and didn't flush his own urinal!

He didn't leave and I realized that he was probably up to something. Something like taking a call from his mistress while his wife waited outside. Who knows? So then I had the embarassing predicament of having to walk out before he left. I'm sure I'm not the first person he's heard grunting in the bathroom so he probably didn't think anything of it. But being a non-grunter myself I felt very self concious as I washed/dried my hands and left.