More things that suck:

U-Haul really sucks. I reserved a truck for nine AM the Friday of my move. I went there ten minutes early and they told me they wouldn't have a truck until one that afternoon. I didn't try to argue with them. They obviously didn't give a damn. They all tried to avoid eye contact and look busy while they broke the news to me. Morons.

I don't normally make scenes but I was pissed. I told them they were all fucking useless, cancelled my reservation and left.

I lucked out and got a truck at U-Haul's inappropriately named competition "Budget." The last minute rental cost $235 bucks but I had no choice.