I want to bowl like a Lesbian

I went bowling the other night. It's been a long time since I've been out bowling. I knew that I was a bad bowler even back when I was at my personal best. But I was so bad I needed the bumpers up just to keep the ball from going in the gutter.

Unfortunately for me, no one else needed or wanted the bumpers and some genius figured out how to lower them after the second frame. After that, I only managed to knock down some pins with one of my next six balls. My final score was something like 40. I saw a child score and 80 several lanes away.

But the best bowlers were the lesbians who were next to us. They looked like they had a lot of practice and the worst score among them was a 150 or 160. I would have done anything for a score like that. Even get my hair cut in a mullet.